Bitch face, people came up with this word because men were generally unhappy with the fact that women aren’t smiling…. literally…. all the time…. like your working on something at home in your pjs and he goes “yo, you gotta bitch face” and your just like “I’m literally doing research… soo… idk what you want..” so I’ve been thinking about writing odes to things that people would want me to change about myself or how people want me to feel about something… as a way to cope. so here’s my first one. I was going to start a new blog site but I got lazy. so here It goes
“you’ve had a resting bitch face since you started this program… a two year long bitchface’ you say hoping to get a reaction out of me or to rally your friends to gang up on me like you always do. but no. I don’t give in. ‘ I’m focused on not fucking this dish up’ I say lifting my head up and smiling just like my daddy taught me. bitch face, well bitch my face might not actually be the problem. maybe its you, you big mouthed fake hair, nails, maybe fake everything else, thinking you’re better than everyone. bitching about having a child like it was someone else’s fault. quite honestly I don’t like you, so maybe its you. you’re quite obnoxious to be quite honest your royal majesty. ‘I’m about to cuss you out’ something I’m sure you would say in this imaginary conversation.
Then go ahead bitch. do your best. Try and cut me down lower than I already am. try to strip away what little soul I have left. what gets me up in the morning and keeps me going. go ahead bitch. Tell me I’ve had the same bitch face for over 2 years now. you’re the only one that’s noticed it maybe there’s a reason for that. maybe its because its directed at you and your other bitchy friends who, when you are all together, get off on breaking others down, and yes you could mean it as a ‘joke’ and tell me repeatedly that I am no good. asking ‘what are you fucking up today’ sitting on your imaginary throne getting an attitude with anyone and everyone that gets in your way. then wonders why I have a resting bitch face.
Bitch face keeps me from yelling at you. bitch face keeps me hidden away. bitch face keeps me from pulling other faces and causing more problems. so I don’t say anything. I Smile and answer their question like I was born to please them. what’s wrong with my face, bitch? maybe its the constant Gut wrenching feeling I get when I hear you walk though that silver door. maybe its the loud mothed attitude you have when things aren’t exactly your way your highness. bitch face keeps a wall up, bitch face is safe. bitch face keeps those people away. so I’m ‘sorry’ that I cant smile 24/7 for you princess. tell me about my resting bitch face again bitch, tell me more about it bitch. keep it up tell me to smile, you will be able to feel my blood boil, feel the swarm of bees coming your way like you just threw a stick at their hive.
and please… PLEASE tell me that you were just joking and not to take things so seriously. bitch its been ‘2 year long bitch face’ of me dealing with 2 years of your loud mouthed bullshit.
Say Fuck It and Do Wild Things